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Keyword: Watch

I Xeroxed my watch… now I have time to spare.

Rod Schmidt

Things Time Watch Xerox

A consultant is someone who, when hired to find out what time it is, borrows your watch to find out.

Rodriguez's Observation
Money Murphy’s Laws Consultants Watch

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Death Things Time Watch

I'd never buy my girl a watch… she's already got a clock over the stove.

Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Sports Things Gifts Watch

I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch; my grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Situations Grandfathers Watch

My watch is three hours fast, and I can’t fix it… so I’m going to move to New York.

Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Things Time Watch

I have a gold watch he [my father] sold to me on his deathbed; I wrote him a check for it… post-dated of course.

Charles 'Chic' Murray
(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
Death Family Fathers Watch













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