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Winning
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You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
Winning
Anybody can win – unless there happens to be a second entry.
Ade's Law
Murphy’s Laws
George Ade
Winning
Winning isn’t everything, but it beats anything that comes in second.
Paul 'Bear' Bryant
1913 – 1983) American college football coach
Sports
Winning
The person who buys the most raffle tickets has the least chance of winning.
Gumperson's – Corollary V
Murphy’s Laws
Raffle tickets
Winning
Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contract; I’ll win a pennant every year.
Sparky Anderson
(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager
Baseball
Sports
Contracts
Winning
It's not whether you win or lose, but who gets the blame.
Blaine Nye
American football player
Football
Sports
Blame
Losing
Winning
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains.
Tim Robbins
(1958 – ) American actor, screenwriter, director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes
Losing
Winning
When I was losing, they called me nuts; when I was winning they called me eccentric.
Al McGuire
(1928 – 2001) American basketball coach
Characteristics
Sports
Eccentric
Losing
Winning
If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
Vince Lombardi
(1913 – 1970) football coach
Football
Sports
Winning
Most one run games are lost, not won.
Gene Mauch
(1925 – 2005) American baseball player & manager
Baseball
Sports
Losing
Winning
We are in the business of kicking butt and business is very, very good.
Charles Barkley
(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball
Sports
Winning
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.
Damon Hill
British auto racer
Auto racing
Sports
Winning
There isn't anything wrong with winning ugly… as a matter of fact, there isn't anything wrong with being ugly – as long as you're successful.
Lou Holtz
(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker
Football
Sports
Winning
For one brief moment today I thought I was winning in the game of life… but there was a flag on the play!
Charlie Brown
cartoon character,
Peanuts
, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist
Life
Problems
Sports
Penalties
Winning
The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.
David Garcia
Baseball team manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Winning
I'm not even lucky enough to fantasize about winning the lottery; I have to fantasize about someone else winning, and then killing them.
Andy Hendrickson
American comedian
Situations
Lotteries
Winning
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