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Keyword:
Winning
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For one brief moment today I thought I was winning in the game of life… but there was a flag on the play!
Charlie Brown
cartoon character,
Peanuts
, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist
Life
Problems
Sports
Penalties
Winning
They say winning isn’t everything, and I’ve decided to take their word for it.
Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist
(Calvin and Hobbes)
Situations
From Calvin & Hobbes
Winning
Children are the most desirable opponents at Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Fran Lebowitz
(1950 – ) writer & humorist
Activities
Children
Games
Cheat
Opponents
Scrabble
Winning
Anybody can win – unless there happens to be a second entry.
Ade's Law
Murphy’s Laws
George Ade
Winning
I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation; I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.
Bob Devaney
Nebraska football coach
Football
Sports
Winning
The music sounds better, the wine tastes sweeter and the girls look better when we win.
Mark Grace
professional baseball player
Baseball
Sports
Winning
The only reason we’re 7-0 is because we’ve won all seven of our games.
David Garcia
Baseball team manager
Baseball
Misspokements
Sports
Winning
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether
I
win or lose.
Darrin Weinberg
Situations
Also Sandy Lyle
Losing
Winning
There isn't anything wrong with winning ugly… as a matter of fact, there isn't anything wrong with being ugly – as long as you're successful.
Lou Holtz
(1937 – ) football coach, sportscaster, author & speaker
Football
Sports
Winning
You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.
‘Yogi' Berra
(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Baseball
Sports
Yogi-isms
Winning
Without losers, where would the winners be?
Casey Stengel
(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager
Sports
Losing
Winning
It's not whether you win or lose – but whether
I
win or lose!
Sandy Lyle
professional golfer
Golf
Sports
Also Darrin Weinberg
Losing
Winning
When you win, say nothing; when you lose, say less.
Paul Brown
professional football coach
Communication
Speech
Sports
Losing
Winning
Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
Mark Cohen
American comedian & actor
Government
Politics
Candidates
Voters
Winning
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes it rains.
Tim Robbins
(1958 – ) American actor, screenwriter, director & producer
TV/Movie Quotes
Losing
Winning
Winning isn’t everything, but it beats anything that comes in second.
Paul 'Bear' Bryant
1913 – 1983) American college football coach
Sports
Winning
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