Subject: Animals » Cats (Page 2)

An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old boy.

(1880 – 1964) American writer & photographer
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author
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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look whether they’ve seen a moth or an ax murder.

(1959 – ) American comedian
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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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Cat: A lap warmer with a built-in buzzer.

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The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
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Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

(1942 – ) humorist & radio broadcaster
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My Big Book of Pretty Pussies

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Any member introducing a dog into the Society’s premises shall be liable to a fine of one pound. Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a cat.

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I just gave my cat a bath; now how do I get all this fur off my tongue?

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
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There are no seeing eye cats, of course, because the sole function of cats, in the Great Chain of Life, is to cause harm to human beings.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
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My dog is so old, she now has a lot of cats.

(1964 – ) American comedian
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If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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Nature abhors a vacuum… but not as much as cats do.

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Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they’re really doing is saying, “I can’t knit, get this away from me!”

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

(1893 – 1970) American writer, critic & naturalist
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