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Church Bulletins
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BASEBALL TICKETS – Everyone is invited to a tea honoring our graduating senior girls.
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Hospitality
We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
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My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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[yoke]
Missing — A purple lady's bicycle from the church parking lot.
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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story
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The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
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The closing song: Take My Life
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We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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Evening massage – 6 pm.
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A men’s choir is starting in two weeks. If you are a man and you like to sin in the shower, consider joining in with other men!
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