Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 5)

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.

Burial charges are to go up at the cemetery. Increased cost of living is to blame.

This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday.

Sermon Blooper: "Let everything that hath breasts praise the Lord!"

Please drop off diapers, size 3, at the Saint Raphael's parish office during regular office hours for Sister Jane.

In case of rain the community prayer vigil will be moved to the Christian Strife Center at Pennington Street Baptist Church.

Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.

Please come… you will be gald you did.

The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!

The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia

Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.

8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the monastery; but if it rains in the afternoon, the procession will take place in the morning.

Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”

Hymn of Response:  Crown Him With Many Cows

The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.