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Church Bulletins
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The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
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The Baby shower will be at 2:00 p.m. Saturday. All ladies invited. No clothing needed.
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Baby shower
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
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There was a break-in at the Open Door Baptist Church last week. Burglars entered through a rear window.
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Sermon Blooper: "Let everything that hath breasts praise the Lord!"
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Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.
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Alcohol
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Drugs
Party
Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.
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Stewardship Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All.”
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Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.
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The preacher for Sunday next can be found hanging on the notice board in the porch.
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Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet; Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
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The closing song: Take My Life
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
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The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
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Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peach to men.
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“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours
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