Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 8)

The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

The Baby shower will be at 2:00 p.m. Saturday. All ladies invited. No clothing needed.

Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.

There was a break-in at the Open Door Baptist Church last week. Burglars entered through a rear window.

Sermon Blooper: "Let everything that hath breasts praise the Lord!"

Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.

Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.

We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.

Stewardship Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All.”

Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.

The preacher for Sunday next can be found hanging on the notice board in the porch.

Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet; Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.

The closing song: Take My Life

Helpers are needed!  Please sign up on the information sheep.

Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.

The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peach to men.

“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours