Subject: Classifieds

Classifieds:

Usually unintentionally humorous classified ads, personal ads, notices or announcements as they appeared in various printed “Classified Ads” sections.

Carpal Tunnel Syndrome – Free Sample!

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IMPORTANT! IMPORTANT! Anyone who has had a bone scan within the last 5 years where your knees have been strapped to your crotch with a 6” belt, please call (815) 522-….

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FREE PUPPIES… part German shepherd, part dog

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internet dates? – these are insane computer time’s we live in – wow. But how can you trust all of these e-men – it is just not safe – i am 100% real and –did not ever go to jail –Talk to me on the phone –i shook barack obama’s hand on two occasions – i know 15 guitar chords –I have a big tv with blue ray’s – I AM A REGULAR GUY SEEKING A REGULAR GAL – if you like eating tacko’s and you like to watch cartoons and movies and you have large breasts we will get along very well so please ring me up: …

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Sick of your: Job-Boss-Paycheck-Life? My Business Is Growing To Fast!!!! [sic] $800-4000/mo. Part-Time work at home – work at the office – just work no age limit – no experience – just cash!!! CALL 504-6367 TODAY

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1 man, 7 woman hot tub – $850/offer

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Meet the new face of indoor bowling! More or less the same as the old face, but less facial hair and better teeth. M, 28. Box no. 3377.

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Food Stamps Excepted [sic]

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Wednesday, March 25 – Drive-thru colorectal screening, 9-11 am. at Passavant Area Hospital…

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Free Mammograms at Chevron Station…

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FREE TO GOOD COUNTRY HOME – ¾ Rottweiler, ¼ Shepherd, 3 years old, female, spayed, very intelligent, loves to eat live rabbits and kittens, loves to play ball with kids. Call after 5:00 pm.. (614)…

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CAB DRIVERS WANTED – Nights & weekends. Must have good driving & criminal record. Apply in person, 151 Elm St.

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SPANISH TOOTER NEEDED FOR A 7 year old student, learn to speak and write fluently. Call after 6 pm. 467-….

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Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

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$5.95 -or- $15/mo.

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BOX OF Twinkies, 10 years old, two missing, rest have cream filling sucked out, $5. Call 217-….

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These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.

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A BIG THANK YOU! To all the people that stopped to help the injured Ostrich on Hwy 2 Weest. We will be having an Ostrich tasting at THE RANCH on Sunday Aug 9, 1–5 PM. All are invited, children welcome, no pets please, 29 miles west on Hwy 2 854-….

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If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachaise Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.

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HARRY POTTERY – Movie posters, set of three, Sorcerer’s Stone. Mint condition. $40. Call…

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Maternity sweater, $52. Comes in unisex sizes.

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