Subject: Classifieds (Page 3)

Snake for sale. Five-foot boa constrictor – only $5 per foot. Must buy entire length.

.. Buffet – Delivery – No Personal Chicken Accepted – Open 7 Days A Week…

Harrisburg Postal Employees Gun Club

See ladies blouses. 50% off!

And now, the Superstore – unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

Easygoing athletic SJM, 41, seeking SF, looks not important, must be tall, slim and attractive.

Bring a smile to a child's face with a life-threatening illness.

ATTORNEY WANTED that is not a liar or a thief. Phone…

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

1993 TOYOTA SUPRA TWIN TURBO AERO • TOP (G2), 1993 very rare, every toy, leather, mini disc, climate, traction, crise, 18in alloys, brand new tyres, priv/plate (SUP), 0-60 in 5, 160+ mph, awesome, girlfriend forgot to take pill, gutted. $14,000, (Bucks). Tel: …

Why not have the kids shot for Easter, or have a family portrait taken? What have you got to lose?

’83 Toyota hunchback – $2000

My name was printed incorrectly below my letter in the December 30 issue of the Sevenoaks Chronicle. It should read L P Pook, not L P Hook. (signed) L P Hook – Sevenoaks Chronicle

Smile of the Week • I’m smiling because “I am going to buy some sheep.” Sonny Clements, Manzanola

Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.

TURKEY – FOR SALE. Partially eaten. Only eight days old. Both drumsticks still intact. $23.00 OBO

Seekers of Silence – Contemplative Saturday morning, “Rediscovering the Value and Joy of Fasting,” 8:30–noon. Feb. 14th, John XXIII University Parish… Bring lunch

Top Money Paid!! Are you willing to be prodded and probed in the orfice [sic] of our choice – all in the name of science?

WANTED: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.

Mom & Daughter PJ Night Friday: October 8 6:30–9:30 pm – Summitt – Bring your favorite Mexican

MECHANIC – Now hiring full time mechanic. Must be mechanically inclined. Brenny’s Cycle Works …