Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

Confucius say… perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

Confucius say… balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Confucius say… boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand.

Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

Confucius say… impotent loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.

Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

Confucius say… beauty is only a light switch away.

Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

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