Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

Confucius say… man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.

Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

Confucius say… man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.

Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

Confucius say… he who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser.

Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.