Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."

Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

Confucius say… putting teenager in prison, won't stop his face from breaking out.

Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.