Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."

Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.

Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

Confucius say… man who let woman on top, will screw up.

Confucius say… drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic.

Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.

Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

Confucius say… giraffe's family reunion is called necks of kin.

Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.

Confucius say… he who sniffs Coke, gets ice cube up nose.

Confucius say… man who run behind car get exhausted.

Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

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