Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Confucius say… find blind man on nude beach… not hard.

Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

Confucius say… woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

Confucius say… every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

Confucius say… bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.

Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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