Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

Confucius say… New York manufacturer of gentlemen's headwear is called Manhattan.

Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

Confucius say… practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.

Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.

Confucius say… if you don't want anyone to get your goat, don't let them know where you have it tied.

Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius say… man who eat sweets take up two seats.

Confucius say… woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

Confucius say… man’s most important senses… horse and common.

Confucius say… who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.

Confucius say… he who has nothing to say, should say nothing.

Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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