Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

Confucius say… he who has nothing to say, should say nothing.

Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.

Confucius say… even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

Confucius say… he who hesitates is probably right.

Confucius say… forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!

Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

Confucius say… man who sits on stool smells like shit.

Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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