Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

Confucius say… man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.

Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

Confucius say… sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest.

Confucius say… who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

Confucius say… difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks.

Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

Confucius say… alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.

Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.

Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.

Confucius say… 'tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet.

Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

Confucius say… man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.

Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

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