Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

Confucius say… food that goes rotten while being transported to the store is "un-pallet-able."

Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

Confucius say… man who run behind car get exhausted.

Confucius say… if your girlfriend starts smoking… you’re going too fast.

Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

Confucius say… always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

Confucius say… who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.

Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

Confucius say… man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.

Confucius say… condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.