Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

Confucius say…  man who uses smart phone may still have trouble spelling own name.

Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

Confucius say… he who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

Confucius say… find blind man on nude beach… not hard.

Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.

Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

Confucius say… hippie at hot dog stand always put hair in a bun.

Confucius say… man who farts in church sits in own pew.

Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

Confucius say… just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

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