Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the circumvent.

Confucius say… even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

Confucius say… woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

Confucius say… who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.

Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

Confucius say… to get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

Confucius say… he who hesitates is probably right.

Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

Confucius say… he who plays with self, pulls boner.

Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

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