Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

Confucius say… self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.

Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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