Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… all's fear in love and war.

Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

Confucius say… woman can humiliate any man by simply saying "Hold my purse."

Confucius say… man who eat sweets take up two seats.

Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

Confucius say… girl who slides down bannister, makes monkey shine.

Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

Confucius say… Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone, both look out window and see Rubble.

Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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