Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.

Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

Confucius say… to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better.

Confucius say… self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.

Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

Confucius say… man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.

Confucius say… food that goes rotten while being transported to the store is "un-pallet-able."

Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

Confucius say… some people are like blisters… they don't show up until the work is done.

Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.

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