Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

Confucius say… just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

Confucius say… practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.

Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

Confucius say… man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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