Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .