Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

Confucius say… never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.

Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

Confucius say… optimist is girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.

Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.

Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

Confucius say… giraffe's family reunion is called necks of kin.