Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

Confucius say… man’s mind is like parachute; works best when open.

Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

Confucius say… he who eats ice cream in car, is a sundae driver.

Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

Confucius say… best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.

Confucius say… squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

Confucius say… is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

Confucius say… who try doggie style sex, won't want to face his wife again.

Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

Confucius say… always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.