Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Confucius say… never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.

Confucius say… he who stick head in open window get pane in neck.

Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

Confucius say… people having gift of gab, not know how to wrap it up.

Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

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