Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… you will die alone and poorly dressed.

Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

Confucius say… man who drop watch in whisky wasting time.

Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

Confucius say… best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

Confucius say… who try doggie style sex, won't want to face his wife again.

Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

Confucius say… surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary.

Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

Confucius say… Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.

Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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