Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

Confucius say… self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.

Confucius say… man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

Confucius say… if a bulldog and a Shitsu are mated, it would be called a Bullshit.

Confucius say… without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.

Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

Confucius say… best defense against rape, is to beat off attacker.

Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

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