Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

Confucius say… man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.

Confucius say… man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.

Confucius say… men screw with dicks… women screw with minds.

Confucius say… wife not part of furniture, until screwed on on bed.

Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is negligent.

Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

Confucius say… Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.

Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister,get slivers by cracky!

Confucius say… New York manufacturer of gentlemen's headwear is called Manhattan.

Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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