Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

Confucius say… a joke become a father, when the punch line becomes apparent.

Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

Confucius say… who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

Confucius say… just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

Confucius say… never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Confucius say… man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level.

Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Confucius say… woman can humiliate any man by simply saying "Hold my purse."

Confucius say… if someone calls you fat, don't get angry… just turn the other chin.

Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

Confucius say… some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.

Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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