Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

Confucius say… self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.

Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

Confucius say… optimist is girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

Confucius say… he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.

Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

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