Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest.

Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius say… police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

Confucius say… solving problems, dig at the roots instead of hacking at the leaves.

Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

Confucius say… man who drop watch in whisky wasting time.

Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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