Subject: Government » Military

No one ever carries too much ammo.

Another such victory, and we are undone.

(318 – 272 BC) Greek general & statesman

I can make more generals, but horses cost money.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you.

It's not the bullet with your name on it; it's the shrapnel addressed to ‘occupant’ you've got to worry about.

Without discipline the Army would just be a bunch of guys wearing the same color clothing.

(1939 – 2000) American actor

Military Expert: One who tells you what’s going to happen tomorrow – then tells you why it didn’t.

If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.

If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

Tracers work BOTH ways.

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.

All other things being equal, the side with the simplest uniforms wins.

The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.

(1921 – 2003) American editorial cartoonist

Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.

Try to look unimportant, because the bad guys may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

Never worry about the bullet with your name on it; instead, worry about shrapnel addressed to 'occupant.’

I wanted to join the Army… the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be'… they told me it wasn't enough.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comic

Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.

Fortify your front; you’ll get your rear shot up.

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