Subject: Headlines


Actual headlines as they have appeared in newspapers or other printed publications – though occasionally as subtitles from film or television.

Fairy Returned Safe And Well

Sterilizations Solves Problems, For Pets, Owners

Snowman Quits Top Opera Job

Tiger Woods Plays With Own Balls, Nike Says

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

‘Dead’ Woman Wins Pension Apology

Dog Saves Owner’s Life After Cat Starts Fire

Rally Against Apathy Draws Small Crowds

Massive Blow Jobs for Belmullet

Ohioans Cautioned Against Using Toilet Bowl Cleaner On Their Hair

Beavers Trap Trojans

Connie Tied, Nude Policeman Testifies

Man Doesn’t Want To Go To Jail Without Underwear

S. Africa Battles Invasion Of Alien Water-Snatchers

Woman Improving After Fatal Crash

Police Found Safe Under Bed

Farm Worker Axed Friends to Death, Court Told

Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling of Isolation

Relatives Served at Family Dinner

Research: Beer Stops Cancer Damage

Confidence Sinks in September

The Hunger Site