Subject: Headlines

Headlines:

Actual headlines as they have appeared in newspapers or other printed publications – though occasionally as subtitles from film or television.

Britain's Radioactive Lobsters Upset Norway

Hamiltons To Be Shot Into Space

Chance of Rain Today Depends On Where You LIve

Fireworks To Be Aired On Radio

Aliens On "Student" Visas Slip Under Net

Study: Narcissists are Dangerous

Earth Summit "Offers no help for East Kent"

Sterilizations Solves Problems, For Pets, Owners

Terminal Illness Strains Quality of Life

Police Spray Knife Man On Train

Body Search Reveals $4,000 in Crack

U.S. Diplomat Expelled from Cuban Dog Club, Dog Stays

Olympic Fans Too Busy for Prostitutes

Yellow Perch Decline to be Studied

William Kelly Was Fed Secretary

When Ebola and HIV Are Your Friends

Family Of 17 Defects From North Korea

Carter Ticks Off Black Help

Committee Names Committee

Half-Clothed Woman In Hot Pink Duct Tape Attacks, Injures 3 Cops

Flying Rabbis Try To Ward Off Iraqi Attack