Subject: Headlines

Headlines:

Actual headlines as they have appeared in newspapers or other printed publications – though occasionally as subtitles from film or television.

Close Shave for Kuntz

Scientists: All Men Look at Porn

Government's Attack On Greys Premature

Woman Scolded For Killing Husband

Saints Overrun Hapless Halifax

Planned Parenthood Looking For Volunteers

God Holds Up Traffic

Dead-Beats Contribute to Poverty

Mass Poisoning In Donkey Soup War

Mole Embraces Supermarkets

Swedish Dentist Seizes Teeth in Payment Dispute

Fairies From Outer Space Go Missing On Train To Sunderland

Condom Firm Stretches Product Line

Skydiver Lands on Beer Vendor at Women’s Cole Slaw Wrestling Event

Sexting Incident Leads to Swim Chase in Lake

Duck Meat Pie Kills Three Colombian Nuns

Steel-Eating Microbes Threaten To Devour Britain's Ports

Hunt For Doorstep Attacker

New Chief Medical Officer Angelia M. Elgin First African American Woman in History

50 Foot Officers to Patrol Dangerous Neighborhoods

Alien Gangs Prey On UK













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