Subject: Malaprops (Page 5)

All I want is for my case to be heard before an impractical decision-maker.

American baseball player

You’re a bartender, y’aint a mortrician.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Those people all corregated over there.

What do I look like, an inferior decorator?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Long road to hoe

You could have knocked me down with the weather!

(1971 – ) American actress

Money is the roof of all evil.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush.

One man's goose is another man's dander.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

This ain’t one of these slighthearted occasions.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He wants his son to follow in his footprints.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You don’t hear me gettin’ historical.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

She has a photogenic memory.

Home wasn't built in a day.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

You’re a chimp off the old block.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Rip Van Heussen

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

It’s a well known hysterical fact: they gave ’em an inch of CzechosloWakia and they took Poland.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women’s Lubrication Movement.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s got some grand strategy that he can’t revulge.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

So I started giving her mouth to mouth restitution, there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I resemble that remark!