Subject: Miscellaneous (Page 72)

You know what makes good hair for a snowman? … real hair; don’t ask me why, but it works.

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Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you’re coming home, his face might burn up.

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Crooked as a cork screw.

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Lower than the belly of a snake in a wagon track

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I bet it’s hard to break farmers of the old superstitions like “Tornado got Old Yeller, stay in the cellar.”

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If I had two wheels, I would be a bicycle.

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Either fish or cut bait.

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One thing a computer can do that most humans can’t is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse.

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It’s funny how two simple words, “I promise,” will stall people for a while.

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A trace of the uppity

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Held his hind leg

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Most people don’t realize that two large pieces of coral painted brown and attached to the skull with common wood screws can make a child look like a deer.

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You can’t blame a worm for not wanting to go fishing.

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She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.

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That’s how the cow ate the cabbage.

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I don’t know which is worse… that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?

(1898 – 1956) German poet, playwright & theater director
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Bank walker

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Don't get your knickers in a knot.

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As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life; was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling?

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He’d scare a horse from his oats.

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