Subject: Translations (Page 4)

Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.

Burnt Flesh Tanning Salon

Pole Dancing is Prohibited

The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok.

I was just made by the Presbyterian church.

Grossy Hair

It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.

The provision of a large French widow in every room adds to the visitors comfort.

Happy Your Pocket!

Special for deformed.

Don’t Throw Away Rubbish

The chicken soup searches and confiscates hand

Cat Wetty

The notebook having horizontal ruled line and being able to fold up is the best for arranging sentences.

Body Bags

Polio

PHAT DONG Really Fills You Up!

Grilled Chicken Ass

Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

If you have or brain disease, please ascend the Great Wall according to your capability.

Strawberry crap.