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Use repeatedly for severe damage.
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On a Taiwanese shampoo
Spraying of water chicken food
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Signs
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Slogan of a chain of Chicken restaurants in Taiwan
Wrong Design
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Large sign on a building in Hong Kong
Specialist in women and other diseases.
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In the office of a Roman doctor
Invisible service is available for your rest not being disturbed.
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In a hotel in China
Bite the wax tadpole.
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“Coca-Cola" as originally translated into Chinese
Phouc Hing Market
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In Viet Nam
Old adopted mother fillet
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On a menu in China
Break on the Desk Herb Lemon Tea
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Drink package in Japan
We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.
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In a Chinese restaurant
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
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A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest
Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
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Sign in a tailor's shop
Friend proves our variety of pizzas prepared in firewood furnace… enters to the bottom..
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From Spanish on a pizza box
Supper Glue
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Glue package in Thailand
Lest in Peace
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Tattoo seen in Japan
NOKIA – connocting poopie [sic]
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Communication
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Take the child – Fall into water carefully
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Warning sign in China
Feman
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Signs
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Sign over a women’s restroom
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
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Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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In a Norwegian cocktail lounge
Wood beard meat
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On a Chinese menu
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