Author: Archie Bunker Page 26

… welfare incipients

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The highest standard of living – the grossest national product.

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He wants his son to follow in his footprints.

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Wearing a Yamaha

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If everything is good in the henhouse, you see don’t have to go out for eggs.

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You never believe nuttin’, Edith. You’re of them septics.

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Her husband was infidelicate with another woman.

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If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass.

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Excitement to riot.

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The devil and all his nimps.

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles

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All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency.

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Raise him a Luferan if you want, raise him a Norman with 7 wives, a holy roller, a Seventh Day Adventurer…

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Look at you, you're white as a goat.

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… the Women’s Lubrication Movement.

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… hangin' around her neck like an albacore.

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This was a very classy guy – in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head.

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You’ll be turned into a pillow of salt.

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Special kind of stanima.

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… geronomous zones and the floorplay, you spoil all the waddya call the mystiqueries of things.

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New York Champagne – that’s a phony label; they don’t grow raisins in New York.

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