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The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
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Signs
On an Espresso Kettle
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
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Signs
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket
Warning – remove lock before driving.
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Signs
On a steering wheel lock
Fits one head.
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Signs
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box
May irritate eyes.
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On a can of self-defense pepper spray
Theft of this container is a crime.
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Signs
On a milk crate
Warning: contains nuts
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Sainsbury's peanuts
Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.
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Signs
In the information booklet
With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.
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Signs
Tag on clothing for 18-month-old girls
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
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On a bottle of shampoo for dogs
Do not eat.
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On a slip of paper in a stereo box– referring to the styrofoam packing
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
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Signs
On a laser pointer
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
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Signs
On a hair color kit
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
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Signs
Battery may explore or leak.
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On a battery
Open Other End
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On the bottom of some foreign Coke bottles
Caution: Non-Flammable
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Signs
On a fire extinguisher
Always drive on roads. Not on people.
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Signs
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
Look before driving.
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Signs
On the dashboard of a mail truck
This product not tested on animals.
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A New Zealand insect spray
Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.
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Signs
On the packaging for a wristwatch
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