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JUNK & DISORDERLY

Drink & Drive Driving Range – Free Balls w/Every Drink

Back in 37½ Seconds

Somewhat Disabled

Tennessee – The Volunteer State – Welcomes You – Home State of Vice President Al Gore – … and 11 Electoral College Votes for George W. Bush

Rest Area Next Right

Yelling Dental Clinic

DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law

Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

Dec. 21 & 24, 8pm – Christmas with the Moron Tabernacle Choir

We Dispense With Accuracy

Unfiltered Drinking Water

Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.

If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.

No Jumping From the Lift – Survivors Will Be Prosecuted

Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing

Heaven Is Full – Go Home

Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced

Septic Tanks Pumped — Swimming Pools Filled — Not Same Truck

Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE

Toilet Out Of Order – Please Use Floor Below