Author: Sign

Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing

Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing

Nuts To You

Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.

BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here

No Trespassing Without Permission

Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing

Closed Due To Illness

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That Means You, Young Man in the Blue Subaru… and Turn the Music Down

Home of the Ho-Made Pies

Push, Push, Push.

Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive

TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.

Shoe Repair – I Will Heel You – I Will Save Your Sole – I Will Even Dye For You

Kid’s Day – July 17th 10 am – 3 pm

Don't Make Me Come Down There – God

Now Hiring Now – Right Now We’re Hiring Now.

Power to the People.

Boneless Bananas 89¢

Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced