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JUNK & DISORDERLY
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Signs
Name of a store in England
Drink & Drive Driving Range – Free Balls w/Every Drink
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Back in 37½ Seconds
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At food court counter
Somewhat Disabled
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At parking space
Tennessee – The Volunteer State – Welcomes You – Home State of Vice President Al Gore – … and 11 Electoral College Votes for George W. Bush
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Last line added underneath
Rest Area Next Right
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[the next right leads into to a cemetery]
In Roosevelt UT
Yelling Dental Clinic
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DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law
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Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
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At a zoo
Dec. 21 & 24, 8pm – Christmas with the Moron Tabernacle Choir
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We Dispense With Accuracy
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In a New York drugstore
Unfiltered Drinking Water
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On a water fountain in a Chinese hotel
Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.
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At a church
If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.
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At a zoo penguin enclosure
No Jumping From the Lift – Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
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NM
On A ski lift in Taos
Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing
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At a drug store
Heaven Is Full – Go Home
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Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced
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On a shopping mall marquee
Septic Tanks Pumped — Swimming Pools Filled — Not Same Truck
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Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE
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Toilet Out Of Order – Please Use Floor Below
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In a restroom
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