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In a bowling alley in Katy TX
Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing
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At a drug store
Nuts To You
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Business name
Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.
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On a prescription label
BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here
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No Trespassing Without Permission
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On the grounds of public school
Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing
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In a bus
Closed Due To Illness
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In a health food shop window
This job is only a test… had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises, bonses and promotions. sic]
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At an office
That Means You, Young Man in the Blue Subaru… and Turn the Music Down
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A handwritten sign posted beneath a Stop sign
Home of the Ho-Made Pies
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In Mt Carmel Junction Utah
Push, Push, Push.
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On maternity room door
Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive
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On a fence
TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.
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Shoe Repair – I Will Heel You – I Will Save Your Sole – I Will Even Dye For You
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Kid’s Day – July 17th 10 am – 3 pm
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At a liquor store
Don't Make Me Come Down There – God
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A billboard
Now Hiring Now – Right Now We’re Hiring Now.
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Large banner outside a building
Power to the People.
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At an electric company
Boneless Bananas 89¢
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Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced
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On a shopping mall marquee
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