Keyword: Celebrity (Page 2)

The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."

(1925 – 2005) television host

I don't want to get so famous to where the guy who shoots me becomes famous.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian

Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.

(1925 – 1990) American entertainer

Authors want their names down in history; I want to keep the smoke coming out of the chimney.

(1918 – 2006) American writer

Success for some people, depends on becoming well-known; for others, it depends on never being found out.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

I want to be a diva… like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-Diet-Coke-around.

(1980 – ) American singer

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

L.A. is so celebrity-conscious, there's a restaurant that only serves Jack Nicholson – and when he shows up, they tell him there'll be a ten-minute wait.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator

The best fame is a writer’s fame: it’s enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough that you get interrupted when you eat.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

Give me two years, and I'll make her an overnight star.

(1891 – 1958) American president of Columbia Pictures & producer

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

(1935 – ) screenwriter, author, director & producer

I performed for the U.S. troops in Guantanamo Bay, and signed autographs for people who’ve been gone from America for so long they didn’t realize that I’m not famous.

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

These days a star is anyone who can hold a microphone; a super star is someone who has shaken hands with Lew Grade, and a super-super-star is someone who has refused to shake hands with Lew Grade.

(1921 – 2001) Welsh comedian & singer

Elvis transcends his talent to the point of dispensing with it altogether.

(1945 – ) author, music journalist & cultural critic

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

The final test of fame is to have a crazy person imagine he is you.

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what they've done.

(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer