Subject: Activities (Page 41)

Sound Sleeper: Someone who snores.

Activities Definitions Sleep

I just hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I am tired of walking 5Ks.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
Activities Health

Bus: A vehicle that runs faster when you run after it and runs slowly when you are inside it.

Definitions Driving

Never, ever, fly on the airline of the country from which you are departing.

Murphy’s Laws Places Travel

Get a bicycle’ you will not regret… if you live.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Activities

Those who live closest arrive latest.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

There is only one thing worse than dreaming you are at a conference and waking to find that you are at a conference, and that is the conference where you can't fall asleep.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Sleep

Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.

(1935 – ) Puerto Rican professional golfer
Activities Golf Sports