Subject: Animals » Cats (Page 2)

Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
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For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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I never married because there was no need: I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband – I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

(1855 – 1924) English writer
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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

(1942 – ) humorist & radio broadcaster
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When a cat ignores you, you think “that's on you” … when a dog ignores you, you think “you saw into my dark soul.”

(1982 – ) American comedian & actress
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An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old boy.

(1880 – 1964) American writer & photographer
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As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

(1917 – 1998) author, critic, animal rights activist
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Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.


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Cats… a standing rebuke to behavioural scientist.


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I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

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A child is a person who can’t understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
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FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.

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When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.

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The trouble with a kitten is that it eventually beomes a cat.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
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My sister wanted a cat for a pet… I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
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As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

(1917 – 1998) author, critic, animal rights activist
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You've never seen a cat have sex… nobody has; the Discovery Channel hasn't caught that.

American comedian & television host
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How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

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