Subject: Animals » Cats (Page 2)

Cats have nine lives… which makes them ideal for experimentation.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
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Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.


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As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

(1917 – 1998) author, critic, animal rights activist
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A cat walking into a room containing twelve seated people will jump into the lap of the person who hates cats the most.

Animals Cats Murphy’s Laws

How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

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A house without a dog or a cat is the house of a scoundrel.

Animals Cats Dogs Proverbs

So, You’ve Got a Fat Pussy

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Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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No matter which side of door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.

Animals Cats Dogs Murphy’s Laws

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
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It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
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Cats… a standing rebuke to behavioural scientist.


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For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.

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FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

(1948 – ) English novelist
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To err is human; to purr, feline.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator
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Cat: A pygmy lion who loathes mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator
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When a cat ignores you, you think “that's on you” … when a dog ignores you, you think “you saw into my dark soul.”

(1982 – ) American comedian & actress
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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look whether they’ve seen a moth or an ax murder.

(1959 – ) American comedian
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Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they’re really doing is saying, “I can’t knit, get this away from me!”

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

(1917 – 1998) author, critic, animal rights activist
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