Subject: Animals » Cats (Page 2)

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
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Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they’re really doing is saying, “I can’t knit, get this away from me!”

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

(1917 – 1998) author, critic, animal rights activist
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Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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My sister wanted a cat for a pet… I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
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My Big Book of Pretty Pussies

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No matter which side of door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.

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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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A child is a person who can’t understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
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As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

(1917 – 1998) author, critic, animal rights activist
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I’m fond of pigs… dogs look up to us… cats look down on us… pigs treat us as equal.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old boy.

(1880 – 1964) American writer & photographer
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How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

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Cat: A pygmy lion who loathes mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator
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I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws.

(1821 – 1867) French poet, essayist & art critic
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When a cat ignores you, you think “that's on you” … when a dog ignores you, you think “you saw into my dark soul.”

(1982 – ) American comedian & actress
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Cats don’t belong to people; they belong to places.


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You've never seen a cat have sex… nobody has; the Discovery Channel hasn't caught that.

American comedian & television host
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

(1893 – 1970) American writer, critic & naturalist
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All dogs look up to you; all cats look down to you… only the pig looks at you as an equal.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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