Subject: Beliefs » Facts (Page 2)

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

Facts and truth really don’t have much to do with each other.

(1897-1962) American writer

Facts are stubborn things.

(1721 – 1771) Scottish poet & author

Any facts which, when included in the argument, give the desired result, are fair facts for the argument.

There are two kinds of statistics; those you look up and those you make up.

(1886 – 1975) American fiction writer

If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be disposed of.

1. The information you have is not what you want. 2. The information you want is not what you need. 3. The information you need is not what you can obtain. 4. The information you can obtain costs more than you want to pay.

Second to agriculture, humbug is the biggest industry of our age.

(1833 – 1896) Swedish chemist, engineer, innovator & armaments manufacturer

The fact that he relies on facts … says things that are not factual… are going to undermine his campaign.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Facts without theory are trivia. Theory without facts is bullshit.

Anything asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

1. Anyone can make a decision given enough facts. 2. A good manager can make a decision without enough facts. 3. A perfect manager can operate in perfect ignorance.

Every scientific truth goes through three states: first, people say it conflicts with the Bible; next, they say it has been discovered before; lastly, they say they always believed it.

(1807 – 1873) paleontologist, glaciologist & geologist

The cure to information overload is more information.

(1950 – ) American technologist, commentator, author & editor

If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.

If you have the facts on your side, hammer the facts. If you have the law on your side, hammer the law. If you have neither the facts nor the law, hammer the table.

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Any theory can be made to fit any facts by means of appropriate additional assumptions.