Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 4)

Sermon Blooper: "Let everything that hath breasts praise the Lord!"

On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.

In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.

Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story

Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”

Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.

Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social; all ladies giving milk, will please come early.

Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour

Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.

Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.

If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.

Ladies wanting to find more happiness in your life see the pastor for details on joining the group.

Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.

Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.

… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.