Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 4)

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.

Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.

Hymn:  I am Thin, O Lord.

Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet; Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.

Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.

Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.

Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.

This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."

Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.

The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Hymn of Response:  Crown Him With Many Cows

Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.

Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.