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Sermon Blooper: "Let everything that hath breasts praise the Lord!"
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On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story
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Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
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Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”
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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social; all ladies giving milk, will please come early.
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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
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Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Ladies wanting to find more happiness in your life see the pastor for details on joining the group.
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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
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… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.
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This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
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