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Church Bulletins
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Jane Doe, who attends the Singles class, shared with me that she is walking in the Multiple Sclerosis Walk-a Thong. Let’s support her effort.
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Church Bulletins
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
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Church Bulletins
Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
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Church Bulletins
Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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Church Bulletins
[Thine]
Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet; Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
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Church Bulletins
Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.
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Church Bulletins
Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.
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Church Bulletins
Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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Church Bulletins
This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Church Bulletins
Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."
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Church Bulletins
Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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Church Bulletins
The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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Church Bulletins
Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
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Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
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Church Bulletins
Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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Church Bulletins
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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Church Bulletins
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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Church Bulletins
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Church Bulletins
Hospitality
Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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Church Bulletins
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