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Church Bulletins
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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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Mary Ruth Shaunessy is doing well following a procedure which was performed to help relieve abdominal pain at Baylor.
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The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.
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Death
Passed away
Janet Smith has volunteered to strip and refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.
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Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.
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Internet Pornography Sessions Begin Wednesday.
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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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In case of rain the community prayer vigil will be moved to the Christian Strife Center at Pennington Street Baptist Church.
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Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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Our senior pastor is leaving let’s celebrate our independence!
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A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
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Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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The sermon this morning: Women In the Church. The closing song: Rise Up, O Men of God
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Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
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