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Algonquin Jaycees – in cooperation with: Citizens Against Drunk Driving – are offering a Sobering deal… a FREE Sandwich with the purchase of 20 beers
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For Sale: Women’s clothes. Owned by future ex-wife, need to sell quick before divorce.
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Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
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A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
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New Beginnings Intimate Apparel – “The bra store with more.” – We can give you some pointers…
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SHEEP, 5, used $40 each. 425-….
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Hummels – largest selection ever – if it’s in stock, we have it!
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Smile of the Week • I’m smiling because “I am going to buy some sheep.” Sonny Clements, Manzanola
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Buy a 3-Piece Livingroom Set – Get a 3-Piece Glass and Brass End Table…
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Sterling Optical – FREE eye with Purchase of a Prescription Pair of Eyeglasses
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CORRECTION – Due to incorrect information received from the Clerk of Courts Office, Diane K. Merchant, 38, [address] was incorrectly listed as being fined for prositution in Wednesday’s paper. The charge should have been failure to stop at a railroad crossing. The Public Opinion apologizes for the error.
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Information – MENTALLY ILL NEEDED – To interview for Novel. Must be successful & interesting. Email: …@trsemail… (614) 537-….
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Not everyone appearing in this column is a deranged cross-dressing sociopath. Let me know if you find one and I'll strangle him with my bra. Man, 56.
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Enthusiastic and alive with a desire to lead others
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Excerpt from a job description for a Minister Of Music
MANAGEMENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE – Contact Tony – Vacation, uniforms, meals and possible salary – McDonald’s
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Are you Kate Bush?’ Write to obsessive man (36). Note, people who aren't Kate Bush need not respond.
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They call me Naughty Lola. Run of the mill beardy physicist – male, 46.
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From Craig’s List
PART-TIME HELP WANTED. Must have creative skills, drivers license and car with outgoing personality
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For Sale: exercise bike good as new. Please call Mrs. Stout.
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A-Whole Chiropractic • Body Injury Experts • Auto/Work Accidents…
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Garden Girl – I will pull, pluck, pick & plant for you! – Husband left me – Don’t want to starve – Left to my own means – Real good at gardening – Spring cleanups – Please hire me so I don’t starve to death. Free Estimates 443-362-….
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