Subject: Classifieds (Page 10)

FOR RENT: 6 room hated apartment.

March 8th – Hypnotist Frank Santos – Donation $10 – All you can eat – Bring your own food – Starts at 8pm…

MEATER READERS – Entry Level $16/hr + benefits, Call…

It’s Summertime! – Bring Your Children to the: Garma Specialty Clinic for Circumcision – Adult and Children – Painless, Bloodless…

ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

MECHANIC – Now hiring full time mechanic. Must be mechanically inclined. Brenny’s Cycle Works …

List your ten favourite albums… I just want to know if there's anything worth keeping when we finally break up. Practical, forward thinking man, 35.

HOUSE FOR SALE • 10741 Pig Turd Alley, Amador City, CA…

SAFEWAY – NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS – FOR TEMPORARY EMPLOYEES IN PREPARATION FOR A POSSIBLE LABOR DISPUTE – Cashiers, Clerks, Customer Service – $12.00/hour – PLease contact…

Free internet access … $99.

Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.

Attention male London Review of Books readers: 'Greetings, earthling – I have come to infest your puny body with legions of my spawn' is no way to begin a reply. Female, 36 – suspicious of any men declaring themselves to be in possession of a 'great sense of humor.'

May 30 has been designated the Memorial Day holiday. There will be no sanitation on that day.

GE Mammogram dish washer for sale, white $20. Good condition. (805) 523-….

CIRCUS going out of business, small, elephant, free to good home. (973)…

FREE TO GOOD HOME – Beautiful 6 mo. old male kitten — orange & caramel tabby, playful, friendly very affectionate, ideal for family w/ kids. OR Handsome 32 yr. old husband – personable, funny, good job, but doesn't like cats. Says he goes or cat goes. Call Jennifer 265-…. — come see both and decide which you'd like.

Mother’s Day Gift – FREE SALAMI – Steve’s Deli…

In reply to your valued enquiry, we enclose illustrations of Dining Tables of Oak, seating fourteen people with round legs and twelve people with square legs, with prices attached.

WANTED – Workaholic for special department, all shifts. Highly reliable – no vacation or sick leave. Must be flexible, intelligent and friendly.

Dear recently-expired subscriber…

NEW LISTING – CARBONDALE – Move right into this 3 bedroom, 1.25 bath home, featuring foyer with split staircase, mysterious hidden commode, off street parking yard. $79,900.