Subject: Classifieds (Page 10)

Algonquin Jaycees – in cooperation with: Citizens Against Drunk Driving – are offering a Sobering deal… a FREE Sandwich with the purchase of 20 beers

For Sale:  Women’s clothes. Owned by future ex-wife, need to sell quick before divorce.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

New Beginnings Intimate Apparel – “The bra store with more.” – We can give you some pointers…

SHEEP, 5, used $40 each. 425-….

Hummels – largest selection ever – if it’s in stock, we have it!

Smile of the Week • I’m smiling because “I am going to buy some sheep.” Sonny Clements, Manzanola

Buy a 3-Piece Livingroom Set – Get a 3-Piece Glass and Brass End Table…

Sterling Optical – FREE eye with Purchase of a Prescription Pair of Eyeglasses

CORRECTION – Due to incorrect information received from the Clerk of Courts Office, Diane K. Merchant, 38, [address] was incorrectly listed as being fined for prositution in Wednesday’s paper. The charge should have been failure to stop at a railroad crossing. The Public Opinion apologizes for the error.

Information – MENTALLY ILL NEEDED – To interview for Novel. Must be successful & interesting. Email: …@trsemail… (614) 537-….

Not everyone appearing in this column is a deranged cross-dressing sociopath. Let me know if you find one and I'll strangle him with my bra. Man, 56.

Enthusiastic and alive with a desire to lead others

MANAGEMENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE – Contact Tony – Vacation, uniforms, meals and possible salary – McDonald’s

Are you Kate Bush?’ Write to obsessive man (36). Note, people who aren't Kate Bush need not respond.

They call me Naughty Lola. Run of the mill beardy physicist – male, 46.

PART-TIME HELP WANTED. Must have creative skills, drivers license and car with outgoing personality

For Sale: exercise bike good as new. Please call Mrs. Stout.

A-Whole Chiropractic • Body Injury Experts • Auto/Work Accidents…

Garden Girl – I will pull, pluck, pick & plant for you! – Husband left me – Don’t want to starve – Left to my own means – Real good at gardening – Spring cleanups – Please hire me so I don’t starve to death. Free Estimates 443-362-….