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FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman 319-233-….

HOUSE FOR SALE • 10741 Pig Turd Alley, Amador City, CA…

PET DOOR; 8 ft. tall, never used, $80.00, 358-….

German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free.

This is the model home for your future. It was panned by Better Homes and Gardens.

Your stars for today: A pretty Cancerian, 35, will cook you a lovely meal, caress your hair softly, then squeeze every damn penny from your adulterous bank account before slashing the tires of your Beamer. Let that serve as a warning. Now then, risotto?

His and hers bicycles, $25 each or both for $55.

MOVING SALE – EVERYTHING IS FREE AND MUST GO IMMEDIATELY!!! ITEMS ALREADY AT THE CURB FOR CONVENIENT LOADING!!!

Man, honest. Will take anything.

SALE ON ALL BODY PARTS.

Ashes to Portraits – is a unique, ONE-OF-A-KIND concept. We create beautiful painted portraits using your loved one’s ashes and our secret mixture of oil paint!…

Fulham Football Club seeks a Manager / Genius

HELP WANTED – Helpdesk Technician @ Pentagon

MUST SELL: 3 Grave Spaces in Laureland, very reasonable. Plus air conditioner.

2 wire mesh butchering gloves, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15

BELZ Factory Outlet Mall – Redeem this coupon at the Mall Office for a coupon

Read Weight in the Palm of Your Hand! … No More Bending Over or Looking Down!

Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Call…

2008 Cherokee Lardo “Diesel” …

LARGE REWARD: creamy white male puddle in Pasadena area in found Please Call…

Sterling Optical – FREE eye with Purchase of a Prescription Pair of Eyeglasses