Subject: Classifieds (Page 2)

FREE TO A GOOD HOME: Shemale Jack Russell Terrier, 14 mos., has shots, needs fenced yard. 619-445-….

For Adoption: 2 female Chihuahua, both crate trained. Also 1 male Old English sheep dog, w/2 glass eyes. Good guard dog. Adoption fee $50 to $100. For more information call…

QUESTION OF THE DAY – Question: What constitutes a millionaire? • Answer: A millionaire is someone who has $1 million, according to Jerry Beto, branch manager and senior vice president of investments at AG Edwards and Sons.

TALKING DOG, speaks 4 languages, only $50. 309-693-….

ASSFAULT ROLLERS – (2) Gallion, $750/each…

Professional Texas Hold’em Polka Table, new, still in box. $250/best 508-916-….

2009 Happy New Years Special – Be Fit! Be Strong! – Taekwondo classes… Cardio Dick Boxing classes…

LOST African Elephant. Call 281-701-….

6 Foot TREE OF LIGHTS Reg. $49.99 – Save 20% LIGHTS NOT INCLUDED…

CUSTOMER SERVICE REP – FT/PT Strong phone skills and able to handle high call volume. Light collection. Fast paste work enviorment. Fax resume…

*1990 SUBARU Justy. 5-speed, fuel injection, new brake and drum. New exhaust system, 4 new street tires and 2 studded. Body in great shape. Engine gone, but still runs. $500. 247-….

Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements

FREE YOUNG GOAT for butchering or companion animal, call…

PREGNANT PYGMY goats. Two males, 2 and 3 years old. 237-….

Rubber woman almost new used only 3Xs $10 OBO. 879-….

You’re all invited to Steak & Shrimp – Every Friday Night – 5:30 pm – 10 pm – Have Some Fun!! Bring A Gun!! Cash Can Be Won!! At Our Trap Range…

10th Annual Southeastern Guide Dog BBQ– $10.00 per person…

Employed in publishing? Me too. Stay the hell away. Man on the inside seeks woman on the outside who likes milling around hospitals guessing the illnesses of out-patients. 30-35. Leeds.

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10 FREE French Fry Certificates for only $1.00

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