Subject: Classifieds (Page 23)

Wanted: Hard working, experienced farm woman. Household and field work; know how to cook; must own tracter –- send photo of tractor.

Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7–$9 per hour.

SPANISH TOOTER NEEDED FOR A 7 year old student, learn to speak and write fluently. Call after 6 pm. 467-….

His and hers bicycles, $25 each or both for $55.

Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.

The Brandywine Gourmet – Stop in to enter drawing to guess height & weight of our GIANT 3 ft., 20 lb. Chocolate Bunny!…

COUPON – Mighty Dog dog Coffee– 2 cans $1…

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Free Mammograms at Chevron Station…

A-Whole Chiropractic • Body Injury Experts • Auto/Work Accidents…

FOUND: Large, Obese Goldfish, 11 years old, blind as a bat

WANTED: Used Paint

If you sign up today for a full year's service by February 10th…

SEE WHAT HAPPENS, 22 yr old white male, 6’4”, 190 lbs, janitorial master, once cleaned 3 bathrooms in 20 minutes! Seeks 19 to 32 yr old female. Box 30940.

Taste Lopez’s Best Chili – Enjoy the sounds of “Crossfire” … Chili Challenge and Family FunFest

WANTED – COMMERCIAL SPACE HUNTER

HOUSE FOR SALE • 10741 Pig Turd Alley, Amador City, CA…

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

ATTENTION HOUSEWIVES IN WARREN COUNTY OR THE STATE OF OHIO: If your husband or varmint that you live with has bragged about getting a FREE CHRISTMAS TREE, it may be stolen.

Why not have the kids shot for Easter, or have a family portrait taken? What have you got to lose?

Free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bth home.