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Fully cooked boneless smoked man $2.09 lb.

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Meet the new face of indoor bowling! More or less the same as the old face, but less facial hair and better teeth. M, 28. Box no. 3377.

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internet dates? – these are insane computer time’s we live in – wow. But how can you trust all of these e-men – it is just not safe – i am 100% real and –did not ever go to jail –Talk to me on the phone –i shook barack obama’s hand on two occasions – i know 15 guitar chords –I have a big tv with blue ray’s – I AM A REGULAR GUY SEEKING A REGULAR GAL – if you like eating tacko’s and you like to watch cartoons and movies and you have large breasts we will get along very well so please ring me up: …

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In reply to your valued enquiry, we enclose illustrations of Dining Tables of Oak, seating fourteen people with round legs and twelve people with square legs, with prices attached.

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Now Hiring – Cashier – Weekends – Must be 21+, Applications Avail. Inside – Cannot look anything like “Skeletor” from “He-Man”

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I celebrated my fortieth birthday last week by cataloguing my collection of bird feeders. Next year I'm hoping for sexual intercourse. And a cake. Join my invite mailing list at box no. 6831. Man

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Looking for a small “13 inch” male registered Beagle to breed with our little girl. Call 862-….

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Lost – Donkey, wearing a pink halter, Monterey Center – 269-793-….

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German shepherd. 85 lbs. neutered. speaks German. free.

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SEE WHAT HAPPENS, 22 yr old white male, 6’4”, 190 lbs, janitorial master, once cleaned 3 bathrooms in 20 minutes! Seeks 19 to 32 yr old female. Box 30940.

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Views plus spacious 1554 sq. ft. home with large lot, family room with fireplace, huge dick for entertaining? …

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GE – Working electric self-cleaning oven/stove, $150, needs good cleaning.

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They call me Naughty Lola. Run of the mill beardy physicist – male, 46.

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Cute kitten for sale. Two cents or best offer.

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Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

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Wedding dress for sale. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie…

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Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

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If you sign up today for a full year's service by February 10th…

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PET DOOR; 8 ft. tall, never used, $80.00, 358-….

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March 8th – Hypnotist Frank Santos – Donation $10 – All you can eat – Bring your own food – Starts at 8pm…

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LOST • MISSING DOG: Small Golden Brown Palm Iranian lost in Gramercy. If you have any information, please call 869-….

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