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FOR SALE: Instant coffee table

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Only quiet living people need apply.

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Now I know what to do the next time my patents die… – If you are inheriting someone’s IRA/401K/TSP or Annuity…

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Manure Digester Summit, 9:30am–3pm, $20 includes lunch…

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$3.49 – Designer Plunger – 6” diameter. The quick way to clear everyday drain clogs. Choose blue or green.

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We build bodies that last a lifetime.

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SYTLE – our name says it all. Guaranteed the best, males, escorts. Phone 302-….

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FOR SALE: One pair hardly used dentures, only 2 teeth missing. $100 OBO. Call Ira…

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Correction – A headline on an item in the Feb. 5 edition of the Enquirer-Bulletin incorrectly state “ Stolen groceries.” It should have read “Homicide.”

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FREE Rent in exchange for elderly woman. 319-233-….

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WANTED – Musicians, Comedians, Storytellers, Freeks, Misfits etc. To Perform in the Tiny Tea Tent

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Buy Any New Vehicle & Receive A Gas BBQ! – (Cost of promotion may increase price of vehicle) …

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… 2 Days Only! – Thursday, Friday, Saturday & Sunday – November 3, 4, 5 & 6…

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WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box ###, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

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Looking for someone to do yard work. Must have hoolahoop.

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You're a brunette, 6', long legs, 25-30, intelligent, articulate and drop-dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, am 4'10", have the looks of Herve Villechaize and carry an odor of wheat. No returns and no refunds at box…

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Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

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Buy your new bedroom suite from us, and we will stand behind it for six months.

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SALVADORE DOLLY PRINT, frame, dated, signed cert. $600/obo Must sell 941-723-….

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3 bedroom house for sale: new gas furnace, new wiring and new water heater won't last long!

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HELP WANTED – DoodyCalls Technician

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