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There is no change in the top six of division 2, except that Leeds have moved into the top six.

English sports announcer
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If we played like this every week, we wouldn’t be so inconsistent.

English football player & manager
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They’ve taken the horns by the scruff of the neck.

English football player & analyst
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They’ve one man to thank for that goal, Alan Shearer; and they’ve also got to thank referee Alan Wilkie.

English football player & commentator
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I can’t see us getting beat now, once we get our tails in front.

Irish football player
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Ian Pearce… has limped off with what looks like a shoulder injury.

English football player & commentator
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Gary Neville says that Porto are a bunch of girls who go down too easily.

Danish football player
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Roy Evans bleeds red blood.

English football player & manager
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It’s a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Okocha should not be the captain of a football club.

English football player
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Ronaldo is always very close to being onside or offside.

England football player
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I’d like to see him scoring two or more goals in games which United win 1-0.

British sports journalist
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Until we’re out of the Champions’ League we’re still in it.

British football commentator
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Mirandinha will have more shots this afternoon than both sides put together.

British football commentator
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I saw him kick the bucket over there which suggests he’s not going to be able to continue.

English football player & analyst
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He’s a two-legged tripod, if you know what I mean.

British football commentator
Colemanballs Misspokements

Most of the players will be wearing rubbers tonight.

English football player & sportscaster
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The dice are stacked against them.

Irish football player & manager
Colemanballs Mixed metaphors

I don't know if that result's enough to life Birmingham off the bottom of the table, although it'll certainly take them above Sunderland.

English football commentator
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The Scots have really got their hands cut out tonight.

English football player
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I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again.

English football player & manager
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