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Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.
A British soccer commentator
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Statistics are there to be broken.
Chris Kamara
English football player & commentator
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Statistics
Some time in the 90 minutes they are going to have to win the game.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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Many clubs have a question mark in the shape of an axe-head hanging over them.
A British soccer commentator
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You’re always going to be struggling if you haven’t got a left foot.
Trevor Brooking
English football player & analyst
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I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing'.
Ade Akinbiyi
English football player
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Byron Butler: You'd obviously made up your mind to play both Stein and Walsh?
Bobby Robson: Yes, I thought that individually and as a pair, they'd do better together.
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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We’ve got great speed in the team, not just Gary Speed, but great speed!
Bobby Robson
British football commentator
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Of player Gary Speed
And with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.
Ian Darke
English sports commentator
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I was here at Maine Road when City lost 4-0 to Wimbledon, but they could have been 2-0 up after five minutes, and if they had been, the final score might just have been different.
Jim Beglin
Irish football player
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I wouldn’t be surprised if this game went all the way to the finish.
Ian St. John
Scottish football player
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The one thing England have got is spirit, resolve, grit and determination.
Alan Hansen
Scottish football player & analyst
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It’s sometimes easier to defend a one goal lead than a two goal lead.
Mark Lawrenson
English football player & announcer
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Here's Brian Flynn. His official height is five feet five and he doesn't look much taller than that.
Alan Green
English soccer commentator
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Mark Hughes at his very best: he loves to feel people right behind him.
Kevin Keegan
English football player & manager
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He has hardly been on the pitch as many times as he’s played.
Alvin Martin
English football player & analyst
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They have more ability in the middle of the field in terms of ability.
Jimmy Armfield
English football player & manager
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I'm as happy as I can be – but I have been happier.
Ugo Ehiogu
English football player
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And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season.
Alan Parry
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I’m not going to pick out anyone in particular, but Jay Jay Okocha should not be captain of a soccer club.
Rodney Marsh
English football player
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The tackles are coming in thick and thin.
Alan Brazil
Scottish football player & broadcaster
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Celtic manager Davie Hay still has a fresh pair of legs up his sleeve.