Subject: Communication (Page 77)

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

(1946 – ) American comedian
Communication Wordplay

Teachers: United Mind Workers.

Definitions Education Wordplay

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
Communication Language

I wonder what the word for dots looks like in Braille.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Communication Language

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

Communication Fools Intelligence Proverbs Speech

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon… but it never really took off.

(1964 – ) English comedian
Miscellaneous Wordplay

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Communication Self Wordplay

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

Beliefs Communication

She’d complain if Jesus came down and handed her a $5 bill.

Characteristics Communication

One arm butlers – they can take it but they can’t dish it out.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Communication Wordplay

I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Books Communication Reading/Writing

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

American comedian
Communication Wordplay

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.

(1882 – 1941) English novelist, essayist, publisher & feminist
Communication History People Reading/Writing Time Women

Is there another word for synonym?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Communication Language

Back in the day, Instagram just meant a really efficient drug dealer.

(1954 – ) English comedian writer
Communication Computers Things

Freudian Slip: When you say one thing but mean your mother.

Communication Definitions

Sometimes cameras and television are good to people and sometimes they aren’t; I don’t know if it’s the way you say it, or how you look.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Entertainment Misspokements Television

Pulled my groin the other day – for about 20 minutes.

(1963 – ) American comedian
Activities Language Sex

Archaeologist: A person whose career lies in ruins.

Definitions Occupations Wordplay

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.

(1930 – ) actor, writer, film & television director
Communication Government Language President

If the converse of a statement is absurd, the original statement is an insult to the intelligence and should never have been said.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Speech