Subject: Communication » Reading/Writing (Page 3)

In letters themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep strings apart.

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

(1955 – ) actor & comedian

When in doubt, ascribe all quotations to Bernard Shaw.

(1944 – ) English writer & broadcaster

I'm looking for loopholes.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.

(1956 – ) American comedian

We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising.'

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

If the doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I’d type a little faster.

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor

A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Never read any book in which the author’s name appears in gold or silver on the cover.

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers; my opinion is that they don’t stifle enough of them.


I was reading a book… The History of Glue – I couldn't put it down.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian

I wrote a few children's books… not on purpose.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Writing comes more easily if you have something to say.

(1880 – 1957) Polish-Jewish novelist, dramatist & essayist

If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order. If you do write, you'll receive the merchandise before your angry letter reaches its destination.

She was a bilingual illiterate… she couldn't read in two different languages.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Don't abbrev.

I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

Henry Kissinger may be a great writer, but anyone finishes his book is definitely a great reader.

(1952 – ) American writer & biographer

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer