Subject: Conflict » Fights

I look at fighting the same way I look at physics; I can’t do it, but I respect its ability to solve problems.

comedian
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.

(1962 – ) comedian, actor, voice actor, screenwriter, & film & television director
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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I’m not a fighter, I’m a bleeder.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
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Never go to bed mad… stay up and fight.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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The fights you avoid do you far more good than the ones you will win.

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No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
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Pacifist: A fellow who could attend a peace conference without getting into a fight.

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[After a fight] Yeah, I’m fine. I snapped my chin down onto some guy’s fist and hit another one in the knee with my nose.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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Peace: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Two people fighting is not violence in hockey. It might be in tennis or bowling, but it's not in hockey.

Canadian hockey goalie & coach
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My toughest fight was with my first wife.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion
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Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

(1973 – ) American comedian
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My father only hit me once – but he used a Volvo.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer
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It's possible to disagree with someone about the ethics of non-violence without wanting to kick his face in.

(1946 – ) British playwright, screen writer & film director
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
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If I play badly I’ll pick a fight in the third, just to get into a fight. I’ll break a guy’s leg to win, I don’t care. Afterward I say, ‘Yeah, all right I played badly, but I won the fight so who gives a damn.'

Canadian hockey player
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We know how much fans enjoy a good brawl, so we are going to guarantee a fight. If there is not a single five-minute fighting major given to a player, every fan in attendance will receive a free ticket to the following home game.

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It's hard to fight when you're in a gazebo.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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