Subject: Conflict » Fights (Page 2)

I will personally challenge anyone who wants to get rid of fighting to a fight.

American-Canadian hockey executive
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He scored hockey by the number of fights. If you lost seven to one, but won five fights, he figured you won the game.

Canadian businessman, sportsman & owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs
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My toughest fight was with my first wife.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion
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Pacifist: A fellow who could attend a peace conference without getting into a fight.

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Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

(1973 – ) American comedian
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We know how much fans enjoy a good brawl, so we are going to guarantee a fight. If there is not a single five-minute fighting major given to a player, every fan in attendance will receive a free ticket to the following home game.

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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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Hockey’s the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight.


(1938 – 2017) American sportswriter & novelist
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Peace: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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[After a fight] Yeah, I’m fine. I snapped my chin down onto some guy’s fist and hit another one in the knee with my nose.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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I’m not a fighter, I’m a bleeder.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
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Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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If you can’t beat them, arrange 
to have them beaten

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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It's hard to fight when you're in a gazebo.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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You might be a redneck if… you got into a fistfight at your last yard sale.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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When I got through with him, he was all covered wit' blood… my blood.

(1893 – 1980) American singer, pianist, comedian & actor
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The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

(John Bloom) (1953 – ) American film critic, writer & actor
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No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
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I’m not a fighter; I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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I'd rather fight than score.

Canadian hockey player
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