Subject: Conflict » War (Page 2)

Don’t worry about the war; it’s all over but the shooting.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

War without France would be like… World War II.

Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.

The best armor is to keep out of range.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate; and I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.

War hath no fury like a noncombatant.

(1867 – 1928) English journalist & novelist

As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense

God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

Only the winners decide what were war crimes.

(1934 – ) American author, journalist & historian

I can’t listen to that much Wagner… I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife’s brother.

Charles Farrar Browne (1834 – 1867) humorist

All humor is based on hostility – that’s why World War II was funny.

(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter

If our politicians were better at pretending to get along, there wouldn’t be any war.

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war… just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer

The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then enough might survive the rocks to take the citadel; this is essentially the basis of all military thinking.

(1948 – ) English novelist

Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense

Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.

I believe that forgiving them is God’s function; our job is to arrange the meeting.

(1934 – 2012) United States Army general

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

'Bush and Son: Leading America to War Since 1990.'

(1969 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer