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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

Confucius say… he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

Confucius say… man who sit on tack get point!

Confucius say… streaker unsuited for his work.

Confucius say… difference between wives and husbands is: wives want to videotape birth of child, husbands the conception.

Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.