Subject: Confucius say (Page 25)

Confucius say… he who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

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Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

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Confucius say… sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.

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Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.

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Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… if a soda can goes to school, it will take fizz ed.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… who try doggie style sex, won't want to face his wife again.

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Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

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Confucius say… he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

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