Subject: Confucius say (Page 25)

Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

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Confucius say… economy will go up and down when country is run by yo-yo's.

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Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Confucius say… people having gift of gab, not know how to wrap it up.

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Confucius say… food that goes rotten while being transported to the store is "un-pallet-able."

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Confucius say… man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.

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Confucius say… couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.

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Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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Confucius say… some people are like blisters… they don't show up until the work is done.

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Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Confucius say… sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, 'Stroke of Genius.'

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