Subject: Confucius say (Page 25)

Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

Confucius say… economy will go up and down when country is run by yo-yo's.

Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

Confucius say… people having gift of gab, not know how to wrap it up.

Confucius say… food that goes rotten while being transported to the store is "un-pallet-able."

Confucius say… man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.

Confucius say… couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.

Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

Confucius say… some people are like blisters… they don't show up until the work is done.

Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Confucius say… sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, 'Stroke of Genius.'