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Subject: Confucius say (Page 28)

Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say

Confucius say… sex on beach is like American beer… very near water.

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Confucius say

Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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Confucius say

Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say

Confucius say… some people are like blisters… they don't show up until the work is done.

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Confucius say
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