Subject: Confucius say (Page 4)

Confucius say… easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

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Confucius say… he who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

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Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

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Confucius say… woman can humiliate any man by simply saying "Hold my purse."

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Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.

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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… karaoke is a Chinese word meaning tone deaf.

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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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