Subject: Confucius say (Page 4)

Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… putting teenager in prison, won't stop his face from breaking out.

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Confucius say… karaoke is a Chinese word meaning tone deaf.

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Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

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Confucius say… if you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

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Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

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Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

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Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

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Confucius say… man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.

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Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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