Subject: Confucius say (Page 5)

Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… men screw with dicks… women screw with minds.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

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Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

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Confucius say… who mix poison ivy with four leaf clover, have rash of good luck.

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Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

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Confucius say… man’s mind is like parachute; works best when open.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

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Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.

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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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