Subject: Confucius say (Page 5)

Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.

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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

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Confucius say… self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.

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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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