Subject: Confucius say (Page 5)

Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius say… is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.

Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

Confucius say… drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic.

Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

Confucius say… passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.

Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

Confucius say… best way to get a woman to argue with you, is to say something.

Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

Confucius say… if your girlfriend starts smoking… you’re going too fast.

Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.