Subject: Confucius say (Page 5)

Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

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Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

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Confucius say… is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.

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Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

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Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

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Confucius say… two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic.

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Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

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Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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Confucius say… passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… best way to get a woman to argue with you, is to say something.

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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… if your girlfriend starts smoking… you’re going too fast.

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Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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