Subject: Confucius say (Page 6)

Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

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Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

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Confucius say… perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

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Confucius say… always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

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Confucius say… man with big mouth beware of foot.

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Confucius say… sperm sample from Nobel Prize winner is called, 'Stroke of Genius.'

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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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Confucius say… marriages are made in heaven… so are thunder & lightning.

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Confucius say… religious woman with hole in pocket, feel holy all day.

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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… he who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep.

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Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… dry cleaner who is in a hurry for a date, will be pressed for time.

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Confucius say… he who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

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