Subject: Confucius say (Page 6)

Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

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Confucius say… man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

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Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet.

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Confucius say… joke is like sex… neither is any good if you don't get it.

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

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Confucius say… Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.

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Confucius say… every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say… man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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Confucius say… take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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