Subject: Confucius say (Page 7)

Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

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Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

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Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

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Confucius say… man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

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Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.

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Confucius say… man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

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Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… man’s most important senses… horse and common.

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Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

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Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

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