Subject: Confucius say (Page 7)

Confucius say… who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.

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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… fortune you seek is in another cookie.

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Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

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Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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Confucius say… find blind man on nude beach… not hard.

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Confucius say… men screw with dicks… women screw with minds.

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Confucius say… army like blow job… closer to discharge you get, the better it feels.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… best defense against rape, is to beat off attacker.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.

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