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Diet Planner: A fast talker.

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Current Events: Electric shocks.

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Conscience: An inner voice that warns us somebody is watching.

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Inhibition: Being tied up in nots.

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Philanderer: A man who considers himself too good to be true.

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Blushing: The color of virtue.

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other.

(1870-1943) German-American politician, socialist & writer
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Rear: In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Siamese Twins: First person plural.

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Lawyer: A professional advocate hired to bend the law on behalf of a paying client; for this reason considered the most suitable background for entry into politics.

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Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire.

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Marriage: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Hole-In-One: An occurrence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole on a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

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Trombones: Bones in an orchestra.

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Liberty: Consists in giving everyone full right to mind everyone else’s business.

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Gardener: Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up.

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The best definition of an honest politician is one who… when he is bought, stays bought.

(1927 – 2004) American comedian & actor
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Judge: A lawyer who once knew a politician.

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Quartet: Four men, all of whom think that the other three can’t sing.

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Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.

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Underwater Swimmer: One who practices submersive activitites.

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