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Trick Photography: Focus pocus.

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Hospital Room: A place where friends of the patient go to talk to other friends of the patient.

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Life: A span of time of which the first half is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

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Antiques: Furniture that is too old for poor folks but the right age for rich people.

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Neighbors: The strangers who live next door.

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Psychology: The care of the id by the odd.

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Executive Ability: The art of getting the credit for all the hard work that somebody else does.

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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir.

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Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials.

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Creativity: The sudden cessation of stupidity.

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Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Nurses: Patient people.

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Fanatic: One who, having lost sight of his goal, redoubles his efforts.

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Philanthropist: One who gives away what he should give back.

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Florists: Petal pushers.

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Vegetarian: Indian word for bad hunter.

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Toast: The only thing that can be eaten or drunk.

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Psychiatrist: A head coach.

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Revolutionary: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor.

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Abbreviation: Long word with, ironically, no obvious shorter alternative.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer
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Positive: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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