Subject: Government » Military (Page 6)

Generals who can write always make me nervous.

(1921 – ) American newspaper editor
Government Military Occupations

Odd objects attract fire… never lurk behind one.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
America Entertainment Government Military Music Places

Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The difficult we do immediately; the impossible takes a little while longer.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Friendly fire – isn’t.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.

Arms Intelligence Military

Any significant military action will occur at the junction of two or more map sheets.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

Clothing Military Murphy’s Laws

Surprise is an event that takes place only in the mind of a commander.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Recoilless rifles – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss; whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

Military

Field experience is something you never get until just after you need it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The weight of all of your equipment is proportional to the cube of the time you have been carrying it.

Military

If you don’t want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Clothing Government Military

Rear: In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Congress Definitions Military

If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.

Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws War

Automatic weapons – aren’t.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws