Subject: Insults (Page 22)

It sounds like attention-seeking behavior to me.

(1958 – ) Welsh actor, writer & comedian
Death Insults

Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Appearance Insults

Literary diarrhea.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Insults Reviews/Criticism

Walt Whitman is as unacquainted with art as a hog with mathematics.

Insults

I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Appearance Insults

He's thin as piss on a hot rock.

(1908 – 1985) U.S. senator (Indiana)
Insults

Honey, beside me, you look like Tony Randall!

(1933 – 1967) American actress, entertainer & Hollywood sex symbol
Appearance Body Insults

Not a gentleman… dresses too well.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic
Appearance Clothing Insults

He acts like he's got a Mixmaster up his ass and doesn't want anyone to know it.

(1924 – 2004) American actor
Insults

Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.

Insults Intelligence

She was never really charming until she died.

(195/185–159 BC) playwright of the Roman Republic
Insults

They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
Insults

He' a Boy Scout with a hormone imbalance.

(1940 – ) writer & commentator
Insults

Mariah the fashion pariah… the queen of catastrophic kitsch.

Richard Blackwell (1922 – 2008) fashion critic, journalist, & designer
Insults

No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine… he’s been dining off I Don’t Like Mondays for 30 years.

(1975 – ) English comedian, actor & writer
Insults

I’ve just learned about his illness; let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
Health Insults

Nothing trivial, I hope.

(1839 – 1919) Irish writer
Health Insults

She [Roseanne] actually had ‘Property of Tom Arnold’ tattooed on her hip, which made me the fourth largest property owner in California.

(1959 – ) American actor & comedian
Insults

You look like Benjamin Button when he was six.

(1965 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor, director & author
Insults

I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics.

(1909 – 1976) American lyricist, songwriter & singer
Entertainment Insults Reviews/Criticism

He’s so old his social security number is two digits.

Age Insults Old