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Insults
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Appearance
Insults
Face
You look like the kind of woman who dates guys in prison.
Iliza Shlesinger
(1983 – ) American comedian
Insults
His [George Bush] popularity rating – his approval rating – with blacks: two percent…
two
percent… that is somewhere between Mark Fuhrman and sickle cell anemia.
Bill Maher
(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
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People
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Blacks
[He] is the only bull who carries his china shop with him.
Winston Churchill
(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Insults
About John Foster Dulles
She's about as feminine as a sidewalk drill.
Maryon Allen
(1925 – ) U.S. senator (Alabama)
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About Phyllis Schlafly
Woman: I need shoes.
Al: Blacksmith's right around the corner.
Ed O’Neill
(1946 – ) American actor
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As Al Bundy in “Married With Children”
Shoes
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
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