Subject: Insults (Page 6)

Esther, warn me before you come in so I have a chance to cover all of the mirrors!.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
Appearance Insults

He looked like a half-melted rubber bulldog.

(1925 – ) American author and literary, theater & film critic
Appearance Insults

He has sat on the fence so long that the iron has entered his soul.

(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman
Insults

His mind was like a soup dish, wide and shallow; it could hold a small amount of nearly anything, but the slightest jarring spilled the soup into somebody's lap.

(1903 – 1989) American writer
Food/Drink Insults Intelligence

The right honorable and learned gentleman has twice crossed the floor of this House, each time leaving behind a trail of slime.

(1863 – 1945) British politician & statesman
Insults

Don King is one of the great humanitarians of our time. He has risen above that great term, prejudice. He has screwed everybody he has ever been around. Hog, dog, or frog, it don't matter to Don. If you got a quarter, he wants the first 26 cents.

(1950 – ) American boxer & actor
Boxing Insults Sports

He wouldn't commit himself to the time of day from a hatful of watches.

(1894 – 1969) American writer
Insults

I've got three words for him: Am. A. Teur.

(1965 – ) film & television actor
Insults

They don't hardly make 'em like him any more… but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author
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One could always baffle Conrad by saying 'humour.’

(1866 – 1946) English author
Insults

If life was a party, he wasn’t even in the kitchen.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Insults Life

He [Bernard Shaw] hasn’t an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Insults

The finest woman that ever walked the streets.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Insults TV/Movie Quotes

Otto von Bismarck: The Germans have just bought a new country in Africa where Jews and pigs will be tolerated.

Disraeli: Fortunately, we are both here (in England).

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author
Insults People

Wagner has beautiful moments but awful quarter hours.

(1792 – 1868) Italian composer
Insults

You've got to be careful quoting Ronald Reagan, because if you quote him accurately it's called mudslinging.

(1928 – ) U.S. vice president & senator (Minnesota)
Insults

She's about as feminine as a sidewalk drill.

(1925 – ) U.S. senator (Alabama)
Insults

Always willing to lend a helping hand to the one above him.

(1896 – 1940) American author of novels & short stories
Characteristics Insults

In her single person she managed to produce the effect of a majority.

(1873 – 1945) a Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist
Insults

He'd make a lovely corpse.

(1812 – 1870) English novelist
Death Insults

The integrity of a hyena and the style of a poison toad.

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author
Insults