Subject: Insults (Page 4)

Failure has gone to his head.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Characteristics Failure Insults Problems

As a simple countryman, he distrusted the use of money and, finding barter cumbersome, preferred to steal.

(1941 – 2008) British journalist, musician &broadcaster
Insults

She reminds me of Paul Revere's ride – a little light in the belfry.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)
Insults Intelligence TV/Movie Quotes

Judge: I have read your case, Mr Smith, and I am no wiser now than I was when I started.

Smith: Possibly not, My Lord, but much better informed.

(1872 – 1930) British statesman, politician & lawyer
Insults

Always willing to lend a helping hand to the one above him.

(1896 – 1940) American author of novels & short stories
Characteristics Insults

Walt Whitman is as unacquainted with art as a hog with mathematics.

Insults

She was never really charming until she died.

(195/185–159 BC) playwright of the Roman Republic
Insults

Fine words! … I wonder where you stole them.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist
Characteristics Communication Honesty Insults

The plain truth is, that he was a most intolerable ruffian, a disgrace to human nature, and a blot of blood and grease upon the history of England.

(1812 – 1870) English novelist
England Insults People Places

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.

(1902 – 1994) British-born American trial lawyer & author
Communication Insults

Justin Bieber looks like a little lesbian… he’s the daughter Cher wishes she’d had.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Insults

The only genius with an IQ of 60.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter
Insults Intelligence

He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and even if he caught himself telling the truth, he’d lie just to keep his hand in.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president
Beliefs Honesty Insults Lies

She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Age Insults

Whatever it was that this actress never had, she still hasn't got it.

(1905 – 1981) journalist, author & film critic
Insults

I love his work but I couldn't warm to him even if I was cremated next to him.

(1943 – ) English musician, songwriter & member of the Rolling Stones
Insults

He is a silk stocking filled with dung.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
Insults

If his IQ slips any lower, we’ll have to water him twice a day.

(1944 – 2007) newspaper columnist, political commentator, humorist & author
Insults Intelligence

She probably thinks Sinai is the plural of sinus.

(1942 – ) British politician
Insults

A cross between an aardvark and an albino rat.

(1925 – ) American author and literary, theater & film critic
Insults

Everyone has the right to be stupid but you’re abusing the priviledge.

Insults Intelligence