Subject: Intelligence » Fools (Page 6)

He couldn’t grow pole beans in a pile of horse shit.

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Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets

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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
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Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion.

(1897 – 1975) American author & playwright
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There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody.

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician
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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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The less a person knows, the more he wants to tell it.

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The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
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