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Subject: Intelligence » Memory (Page 4)

Women and elephants never forget an injury.

Saki's First Law
Intelligence Memory Murphy’s Laws Women Elephants Injuries

Everything looks bad if you remember it.

Homer Simpson
cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
Memory TV/Movie Quotes

I constantly walk into a room and I don’t remember why.; but for some reason, I think there’s going to be a clue in the fridge.

Caroline Rhea
(1964 – ) Canadian stand-up comedian, actress & television host
Intelligence Memory Refrigerator

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Proverb
Memory Proverbs Conscience Guilt

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature; and another woman to help him forget them.

Helen Rowland
(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Intelligence Memory Men People Women Appeal Better side
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