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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 11)
He was from Thailand or some other
erotic
place.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Places
Exotic
The >ironing is delicious.
Bart Simpson
cartoon character in
The Simpsons
(Nancy Cartwright)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Irony
Transflusions
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Transfusions
As a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the
ping and the pong.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Yin and yang
The acrobats are performing
freaks
at the circus.
Anonymous
Entertainment
Malaprops
Circus
Feats
Well, that was a cliff-dweller.
Wes Westrum
professional baseball manager
Baseball
Malaprops
Sports
Cliff hanger
On a close baseball game
That's a
hog
of a different color.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Horse
Kent Abbott is in the on-deck
circuit.
Jerry Coleman
(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer
Baseball
Malaprops
Sports
Circle
They think they can do the portrait in one
setting.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Sitting
It ain't exactly the
Pope
diamond.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hope diamond
The doctor felt the man's
purse
and thought it was awfully low.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Pulse
Put the trash in the
Hipsy-Hampster.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Things
Dempsey Dumpster
And then he [Mike Tyson] will have only
channel
vision.
Frank Bruno
English boxer
Malaprops
Tunnel vision
We're gonna strike before
Ivan gets hot.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
The iron get hot
The whole ball of
worms
Anonymous
Malaprops
Wax
One of the funniest
antidotes
of all time.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Anecdotes
Ain’t ya never heard
silence is gold?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Situations
Quiet
Silence is golden
I’ve never seen a man so low and
depaved.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics
Malaprops
Depraved
To avoid misunderstanding, I’ll stop speaking formal English and just use the
binocular.
Anonymous
Communication
Language
Malaprops
Vernacular
He’s still
scravengin’
down here.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Scavenging
Could I get
gangroon
out of that?
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Health
Malaprops
Gangrene
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