Subject: Malaprops (Page 11)

He was from Thailand or some other erotic place.

The ironing is delicious.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Nancy Cartwright)

Transflusions

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

As a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong.

(1971 – ) American actress

The acrobats are performing freaks at the circus.

Well, that was a cliff-dweller.

professional baseball manager

That's a hog of a different color.

Kent Abbott is in the on-deck circuit.

(1924 – 2014) American baseball player & announcer

They think they can do the portrait in one setting.

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The doctor felt the man's purse and thought it was awfully low.

Put the trash in the Hipsy-Hampster.

And then he [Mike Tyson] will have only channel vision.

English boxer

We're gonna strike before Ivan gets hot.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

The whole ball of worms

One of the funniest antidotes of all time.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Ain’t ya never heard silence is gold?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’ve never seen a man so low and depaved.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

To avoid misunderstanding, I’ll stop speaking formal English and just use the binocular.

He’s still scravengin’ down here.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Could I get gangroon out of that?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)