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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 11)
He’d go through the house like
Typhoon
Mary.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Typhoid Mary
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to
exercise
with her.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Exorcise
The rules are written by the
bureaucraps.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Bureaucrats
Nice quiet, waddya call,
stablishment.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Establishment
Oh, for I minute there, I thought I was
illuminating.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hallucinating
They think they can do the portrait in one
setting.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Sitting
When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the
digitalis
skills.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Digital
There's a
traumatic
difference between the two.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Dramatic
Up the creek without
a saddle.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Paddle
Ten bucks puts a whole different
complexity
on the situation.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Complexion
The mind
wobbles.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Boggles
Spanish
Imposition.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Inquisition
Salivation
Army
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Salvation Army
He’s the Judas
S. Cariot
of the loadin’ platform.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Judas Iscariot
He’s shown a lack of
inconsistency.
An English soccer player
Malaprops
Sports
Consistency
Uh, no
intense offended
there.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Offense intended
… behold, this very day, I have
interceded
another letter from the fellow.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Intercepted
Dances with
Wool.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Wolves
She takes everything I say out of
contest.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Malaprops
Context
You’re sicker than me? Edith, get me the other
fomometer.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Thermometer
Senatorial,
governorial, mayororial
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Government
Malaprops
Gubernatorial
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