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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 12)
Ye is the
plurable
of you.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Plural
Making mistakes on our usually flawless show is
disarming.
Malaprop
Malaprops
Alarming
We wanted to help the
indiguous
people of the country.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Indigenous
This makes me so sore it gets my
dandruff
up.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Anger
Malaprops
Dander
See if he passed the
literaracy
test.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Literacy
Oh, for I minute there, I thought I was
illuminating.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hallucinating
Up there in his ivory
shower.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Tower
He’s a bad
influenza
on me.
Anonymous
Malaprops
He’s a bad influenza on me.
That one kind of
grapes
on my nerves.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Grates on my nerves
You can't squeeze
blood out of a tulip.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Turnip
When my dad was explaining the facts of life to me, he drew me a big
diaphragm.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Diagrams
My doctor stays true to his
Apothecary Oath.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Hippocratic Oath
We heard the ocean is
infatuated
with sharks.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Infested
Floods and diseases and
pestillentaries.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Pestilence
I waited an hour for my starter; so I complained… ‘It's not rocket salad.’
Lou Sanders
British comedian & actress
Communication
Malaprops
Wordplay
Money is the
roof
of all evil.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Root
Rome wasn’t
born
in a day.
Johnny Logan
professional baseball player
Malaprops
Places
Built
Rome
People have the
persona
that all Texans wear cowboy hats.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Malaprops
Opinion
Perception
Texas
That ain’t no
trampoloon.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Trampoline
They held a candlelight
visual.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Vigil
The most dangerous killer in the
animals
of crime.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Annals
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