Subject: Malaprops (Page 12)

Ye is the plurable of you.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Making mistakes on our usually flawless show is disarming.

We wanted to help the indiguous people of the country.

This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

See if he passed the literaracy test.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Oh, for I minute there, I thought I was illuminating.

Up there in his ivory shower.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

He’s a bad influenza on me.

That one kind of grapes on my nerves.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

When my dad was explaining the facts of life to me, he drew me a big diaphragm.

My doctor stays true to his Apothecary Oath.

We heard the ocean is infatuated with sharks.

Floods and diseases and pestillentaries.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I waited an hour for my starter; so I complained… ‘It's not rocket salad.’

British comedian & actress

Money is the roof of all evil.

Rome wasn’t born in a day.

professional baseball player

People have the persona that all Texans wear cowboy hats.

That ain’t no trampoloon.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

They held a candlelight visual.

The most dangerous killer in the animals of crime.