Subject: Malaprops (Page 12)

George Meaney, head of the UFO-CIA.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Both of my children had the chicken pops when they were young.

We’re not attempting to circumcise the rules.

football coach

These cigars are the nectarines of the gods.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I’m sure in your next life you’re going to be reincarcerated.

(1971 – ) American actress

You’ll be turned into a pillow of salt.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

We had a longer holiday than usual this year because the school was closed for altercations.

I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a one-whore town.

(1971 – ) American actress

Fires and grimstones of hell.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

As our President said in his renegurial address.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Spanish PR’s from the Caraboon.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

That is the squaw that stroke the camel’s sack.

(1971 – ) American actress

My uncle died of Lou Sterrett's disease.

… create a little dysentery in the ranks.

The Three Muskatelles.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Have no delusions about the past.

Mouth-to-mouth restitution.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Executioner of a will.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems… like your groinocology.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)