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Subject:
Malaprops
(Page 12)
George Meaney, head of the
UFO-CIA.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
AFL-CIO
Unions
Both of my children had the chicken
pops
when they were young.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Chicken pox
We’re not attempting to
circumcise
the rules.
Bill Cowher
football coach
Football
Malaprops
Sports
Circumvent
These cigars are the
nectarines
of the gods.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Characteristics
Malaprops
Good
Nectar of the gods
I’m sure in your next life you’re going to be
reincarcerated.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
Reincarnated
You’ll be turned into a
pillow
of salt.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Pillar
People are scared that the departed soul might be
hoovering
around some place.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Hovering
We had a longer holiday than usual this year because the school was closed for
altercations.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Alterations
I didn't come all this way to spend my vacation in a
one-whore
town.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
One-horse
Fires and
grimstones
of hell.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Brimstone
As our President said in his
renegurial
address.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Communication
Malaprops
Speech
Inaugural
Spanish PR’s from the
Caraboon.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Carribean
That is the
squaw that stroke the camel’s sack.
Christina Applegate
(1971 – ) American actress
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
As Kelly Bundy in “Married With Children”
The straw that broke the camel's back
My uncle died of Lou
Sterrett's
disease.
Anonymous
Health
Malaprops
Gehrig’s
… create a little
dysentery
in the ranks.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Dissension
The Three
Muskatelles.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Musketeers
Have no
delusions
about the past.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Allusions
Mouth-to-mouth
restitution.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
TV/Movie Quotes
Resusitation
Executioner
of a will.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
Executor
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems… like your
groinocology.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Doctors
Health
Malaprops
Gynecology
Tell her I ain’t crawlin’ home to her with my tail between her legs.
Archie Bunker
television character,
All In the Family
(Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops
My legs
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